Now that’s some might fine athletic form in that magazine layout for sure.

You know, to me sometimes Hilary Swank can look a little too skinny, and sometimes it appears that her teeth are too big for her mouth (and head) and I suppose it is fair to say that Hilary DOES at times come across as a little masculine … not Venus and Serena Williams tranny masculine mind you, more Madonna bitch lesbian masculine if you know what I mean.

Having said that, I have always thought that she would be a wild fire in the sack and I find that her little personal quirks and features make her one damn fine and sexy woman.

Take this picture. Graceful, athletic and incredibly damn sexy. You go girlfriend.

Even hot ones like Hayden Panettiere get the munchies.  Let’s hope it’s a healthy feed, wouldn’t want to ruin such a tight body with any unnecessary calorific consumption would be an absolute travesty.

Eat well Hayden.  You need the energy kiddo.

And we will continue to happily much on the copious eye candy you continue to provide.

I am sure that for the ongoing greater good of mankind that there should be a rule, a law, hell maybe even an 11th Commandment, that all hot chicks with great bodies be required to wear leopard skin print bikinis on any sunny day when the temperature is say, well anywhere north of 70 degrees is fine for me.

Take this hot shot of Maria Beatriz as a prime example.  Womanly curves, great tits, perfect olive skin, and well, a poontang any man would be blessed for the chance of parking their truck in that garage.

Let the new Leopard Skin Print Bikini law be so, by my order.  Effective now.

No other way to explain it really is there?  Although she may be little, the tit and nipple are actually pretty big, so maybe my title is somewhat of a misnomer.

This is Bridget the Midget, a well known porn star in the “little people” fetish and an ex-employee of the Bunny Ranch brothel and pleasure house in Vegas.  Quite fucking amazing when you see her on film - she quite comfortably (and loudly) takes a full 10 inch cock into that cute, tiny little frame of hers.

More of a wardrobe removal than malfunction, our little friend Bridget would certainly turn heads anywhere with a rack like that.

One must wonder though whether she gets to pay less for the tattoos.  They would be smaller by scale wouldn’t they?

You know I never really got the whole pregnant woman fetish.

Until Gwen Stefani showed me the light.

OK, OK, maybe the hair is a bit redneck housewife for the liking of many, but the way the behind as become so bootylicious and those boobs have rounded out… yeah ha Grandma !

Bring it on !

Caroline Who ?

Caroline D’Amore.  Apparently.  I am told.  Not really sure, but I’ll run with that.  Whatever.

Not that I have any fucking clue who she is, where she is from or what she is famous for (apart from looking damn fine in a hot swimsuit). 

She sort of looks a lot like that Winnie Cooper chick from the Wonder Years, but I think even Winnie had bigger tits when she was 12 years old than this chick does now.

I’d still hit it.  make no mistake on that.

Hugh Grant is in talks to brilliant adverse Chinese amateur Zhang Ziyi in Lost For Words, the latest adventurous ball from Four Weddings and a Funeral makers Working Title.

Grant is in band to play a British amateur approached to brilliant in a cine by a Chinese film-maker, portrayed by Zhang Ziyi. The artifice sees his appearance aboriginal falling for the charms of the director’s translator, but anon recognising the absolute article of his amore in Zhang Ziyi. Hilarity ensues if the translator becomes the alone being who can acquaint his feelings, and so works the bearings to her advantage.

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