Seriously, Vanessa Hudgens was a tween idol only until the hot nudes appeared.

And if you look at the picture, the brunette in the crowd on the right (just above the hand with the ubiquitous pen and paper) is WAYYYY hotter.

Anyway, given the opportunity, I’d hang out the schlong, hand Hudgens a fat black felt pen and get her to sign my fat white trouser python.

The slut would do it too, I bet you.

Sara Palin just lends herself perfectly to these types of awesome nude fakes.

I would imagine John McCain and Barrack Obama would be both getting one off to Palin if she actually did look like this after 5 kids.

In fact Hillary Clinton probably would even be tickling her tweeter.

Bill Clinton would be fantasizing about blue dresses.

Anyone else remember this amazing lip lock?

Madonna and Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards like 4 or 5 years ago now seems like.

Back when Britney was hot.

And, well, Madonna is STILL hot.

I feel the rush of blood to my nether regions just thinking about this picture, and mentally replace the microphones in each of their hands with a certain now-engorged appendage of my own.

Oh yeah baby.

You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride.  You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !

Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.

I would give good odds that the wedding photographer rattled off more than the usually accepted number of frames just to be sure he don’t miss the beasts being unleashed.

And the groom is smiling because he gets to slide his cock between those fun bags and shoot a load all over them on his wedding night !

Lucky bastard.

You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride.  You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !

Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.

I would give good odds that the wedding photographer rattled off more than the usually accepted number of frames just to be sure he don’t miss the beasts being unleashed.

And the groom is smiling because he gets to slide his cock between those fun bags and shoot a load all over them on his wedding night !

Lucky bastard.

Well I suppose even Terrorists gotta fuck as well, not matter how much we may despise them and all they stand for.

I can’t see any red-blooded suicide bomber not wanting to shank a big load all over some big tittied Arabian slut before yanking the chain that ends it all.

Seriously.

Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game !

SIDEBAR: If the Taliban has bushes as big and hairy as this slut to hide behind we’d never fucking find them !

Well I suppose even Terrorists gotta fuck as well, not matter how much we may despise them and all they stand for.

I can’t see any red-blooded suicide bomber not wanting to shank a big load all over some big tittied Arabian slut before yanking the chain that ends it all.

Seriously.

Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game !

SIDEBAR: If the Taliban has bushes as big and hairy as this slut to hide behind we’d never fucking find them !

You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride.  You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !

Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.

I would give good odds that the wedding photographer rattled off more than the usually accepted number of frames just to be sure he don’t miss the beasts being unleashed.

And the groom is smiling because he gets to slide his cock between those fun bags and shoot a load all over them on his wedding night !

Lucky bastard.

Well I suppose even Terrorists gotta fuck as well, not matter how much we may despise them and all they stand for.

I can’t see any red-blooded suicide bomber not wanting to shank a big load all over some big tittied Arabian slut before yanking the chain that ends it all.

Seriously.

Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game !

SIDEBAR: If the Taliban has bushes as big and hairy as this slut to hide behind we’d never fucking find them !

Come see the awesome upskirt pictures and amazing hot video footage.  Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger (also known as Nicole Kea) (born June 29, 1978) is an American pop, dance and R&B singer-songwriter, dancer, and occasional actress best known for her work as the lead vocalist for the Pussycat Dolls.  In May 2003, Scherzinger joined the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe, who were being re-cast as recording artists. She had first seen them performing on The Late Show with David Letterman in November 2002, where Carmen Electra sang “Big Spender” from the Bob Fosse musical Sweet Charity. In 2006, Scherzinger said “It caught my eye because I’d played Velma Kelly in [Fosse’s] Chicago in college.” The Pussycat Dolls now have world-wide status as a popular singing group, with “Don’t Cha”, “Buttons” and “Stickwitu” as top five hits in the U.S.. The album PCD went double-platinum in 2006. Scherzinger sang nearly all lead vocals on the album, with Carmit Bachar and Melody Thornton also contributing.  Scherzinger is the only group member with songwriting credits on PCD; she co-wrote “I Don’t Need a Man” with Kara DioGuardi and producer Rich Harrison, and co-wrote “Buttons” with producer Sean Garrett. Another collaboration with DioGuardi, “Flirt”, became a B-side to “Stickwitu” and a bonus track on PCD.  In 2006, Scherzinger toured with the Pussycat Dolls for their album promotion. It was revealed in 2006 that the Dolls are salaried employees of Interscope Records, giving the label a high level of control over the group’s finances and business decisions.  She was ranked at number twenty-two on Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2006.  Scherzinger appeared on the March 2008 cover of Men’s Fitness magazine.  The Pussycat Dolls sold nearly 3 million albums in 2006, thanks largely to their leader Nicole Scherzinger. With a solo career pumpinh since 2007, Complex’s Woman of Next Year love performing, adores rappers, and believes everyone should date a ballerina. We have her all revealed inside !