Seriously, Vanessa Hudgens was a tween idol only until the hot nudes appeared.

And if you look at the picture, the brunette in the crowd on the right (just above the hand with the ubiquitous pen and paper) is WAYYYY hotter.

Anyway, given the opportunity, I’d hang out the schlong, hand Hudgens a fat black felt pen and get her to sign my fat white trouser python.

The slut would do it too, I bet you.