Come see the awesome upskirt pictures and amazing hot video footage.  Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger (also known as Nicole Kea) (born June 29, 1978) is an American pop, dance and R&B singer-songwriter, dancer, and occasional actress best known for her work as the lead vocalist for the Pussycat Dolls.  In May 2003, Scherzinger joined the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe, who were being re-cast as recording artists. She had first seen them performing on The Late Show with David Letterman in November 2002, where Carmen Electra sang “Big Spender” from the Bob Fosse musical Sweet Charity. In 2006, Scherzinger said “It caught my eye because I’d played Velma Kelly in [Fosse’s] Chicago in college.” The Pussycat Dolls now have world-wide status as a popular singing group, with “Don’t Cha”, “Buttons” and “Stickwitu” as top five hits in the U.S.. The album PCD went double-platinum in 2006. Scherzinger sang nearly all lead vocals on the album, with Carmit Bachar and Melody Thornton also contributing.  Scherzinger is the only group member with songwriting credits on PCD; she co-wrote “I Don’t Need a Man” with Kara DioGuardi and producer Rich Harrison, and co-wrote “Buttons” with producer Sean Garrett. Another collaboration with DioGuardi, “Flirt”, became a B-side to “Stickwitu” and a bonus track on PCD.  In 2006, Scherzinger toured with the Pussycat Dolls for their album promotion. It was revealed in 2006 that the Dolls are salaried employees of Interscope Records, giving the label a high level of control over the group’s finances and business decisions.  She was ranked at number twenty-two on Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2006.  Scherzinger appeared on the March 2008 cover of Men’s Fitness magazine.  The Pussycat Dolls sold nearly 3 million albums in 2006, thanks largely to their leader Nicole Scherzinger. With a solo career pumpinh since 2007, Complex’s Woman of Next Year love performing, adores rappers, and believes everyone should date a ballerina. We have her all revealed inside !

Digital Playground porn star Jesse Jane isn’t your average blonde, green-eyed girl next store. It wasn’t too long ago this sultry Texas native left home in pursuit of her dream to become a sex icon.  Since joining the world of adult film, Jesse has starred in a slew of adult movies, music videos (from Robbie Williams to Drowning Pool), and television shows, such as HBO’s Entourage.  Jesse has been featured in popular men’s magazines such as FHM, Maxim, Front, Strip Las Vegas and Arena. She has also worked as a sex columnist, released her own line of sex toys, and hosted one of Playboy TV’s most successful shows, Night Calls.  The 27-year-old porn star has been dubbed “The Princess of Dirty Talk”, but even that title does her no justice. Her filthy mouth is as famous as her massive mammaries!  Ok, so we all know how smokin’ Jesse Jane is! Now we know she is an A Lister as well.  Check out the hot pics, the smoking hot video and more !!  Those this superstar contract girl.  When Jesse’s name is attached to something, whether a movie, a toy, a magazine, a gentlemen’s club, whatever, the fans come running. The amazing thing is that she’s not even close to peaking. Jesse continues to find ways to break records and win awards. She keeps getting sexier.  While Jesse Jane’s career as an adult actress might classify her as bad girl, the truth is she’s the quite opposite. Unlike some of’ Hollyweird’s’ trashiest stars (including the ever obvious Paris Hilton), Jesse has managed to remain humble and unusually sweet despite the level of success her career has reached. Her candor is undoubtedly a huge part of who she is as a person and a performer.  Digital Playground launched the all-American blonde into superstardom with global exposure on hundreds of magazine covers including: FHM, Maxim, Front, Strip Las Vegas and Arena. She has earned leading roles on HBO’s “Entourage” and in the feature Baywatch: The Movie, among others. Jesse has also starred in a multitude of music videos from Drowning Pool to Robbie Williams.  Jesse’s exuberant love of life and bubbling personality have made her a favorite and frequent radio guest on Howard Stern, Bubba the Love Sponge, and hundreds of Clear Channel stations nationwide. She has been syndicated weekly with football picks on The Adam Carolla Radio Show. Jesse’s skills as a personality host on VH1, Much Music and CTV, as well as character roles on shows like “Celebrity Uncensored,” “Celebrity Fit Club” and “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” have earned her worldwide recognition.  In 2005, Jesse Jane landed her own show on Playboy TV, “Naughty Amateur Home Videos” and was named host of a second show, “Night Calls.” Her dating and sexual experiences earned Jesse the title of entertainment editor for Cheri magazine. She also pens regular columns for Genesis and Buzz magazines. Jesse’s superb ability to entertain garnered her the most prestigious honor in the adult business, host of the 2006 AVN Awards show.  All of the exposure Jesse has received in various media outlets has contributed to her success but it was her leading role in Digital Playground’s benchmark film, Pirates that made Jesse Jane a household name.  Today you can enjoy Jesse Jane inside and look for the lovely Jesse Jane in Digital Playground films “Jesse Jane: Kiss Kiss”, “Jesse Jane: Lust, Fuck Fantasy”, “Jack’s Playground: Volume 37″, and the highly anticipated “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge”.

Pop princess and total fucking nutjob, Britney Spears, and hotel heiress and sex tape slut, Paris Hilton.

No matter what you think of them, no matter that their combined IQ is a small child’s show size, no matter that they are both mad as hatters, you’d do them both.

And together, Paris and Britney and you as a threesome…..

Come back when you finished spanking your monkey at the thought.

Now this sucks the big one - Christina Applegate has breast cancer.  They got it early so hopefully she keep the breasts that have provided much fodder for my spank bank since the early days of “Married with Children”.

Her acting always sucked, even as she got older, but she is as hot as hell and could ride me home like a cowboy whenever she likes.

I am volunteering now to provide Christina with personal ongoing daily breast examinations to ensure she stays safe.

Now each and every one of us has been known to have a bit of a public scratch of the butt crack when it gets a bit itchy.

Jessica Alba gets so itchy that she scratches her colon through her shit chute.

If she isn’t up her rectal passage half way up her forearm in this picture I am missing something.

And I’d sure be thinking twice before kissing her hand the next time I see her at some random Hollywood Hills cocktail party.

Picture worth a thousand words?  Hope the kid wishing to be Jessica Alba sticks on his current track and NEVER learns to throw the wrong type of ball.

What a terrible role model Jessica is proving for budding quarterbacks the world over.

Come to think of it, Alba could ruin soccer - kids may start picking up the ball and throwing it.

Could be a can of worms waiting to be opened, a Pandora’s box of future sporting hilarity.

Oh just shut the fuck up and enjoy Jessica Alba in a bikini for fuck’s sake.

Well, obviously she floats someone’s boat, even if it is not mine.

This bitch is one of those beauties that transcends what she actually does to imprint her delicious self on to our collective psyche’s indelibly.

TRANSLATION: Who gives a shit what she stars in, what else she will be in, who she is screwing or what she is wearing on the red carpet - just keep feeding us pictures of her with little or no clothing on.

Please.

Seriously, Kristin Cavalleri makes my wood harder and straighter than the surfboard she is fondling (and that is saying something, because my penis has a notorious left hand break).

And she can most definitely wax my “board” any time she likes.

Wax on,  Wax off.  Repeat.  Faster. Harder.

You get the picture - much to your dismay I am sure.

OK, come on, be honest.  Would you “dog” Dog The Bounty Hunter and tap Beth?

Gotta say, I think I could lose myself in those tremendous tits for a week without coming up for air, but I’d need a 14 inch schlong to even be a hope of my old favorite the tit fuck.  My average weiner would have to call the Mounties to rescue it from between her behemoth beauties.

But when it comes down to it, her fucking voice would send me soft in a heartbeat - that shrill trailer-park whine of hers is the world’s second biggest turn off (the first being the though of Dog himself doing her doggie).  Instant soft on stuff.

So my advice before going there would be “PLEASE just keep your mouth shut and don’t ruin it for me”.

Come to think of it, would you fuck anything that a dog fucked before you?

Well how else would you explain the stiff arm here?  He really should have known better than to hold out on that last dime bag.

One would well imagine that after being such a customer of good standing and high volume for so long that this Rastafarian wannabe would just give it up for Christ’s sake - the girl needs a bump and she needs a bump now!

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, Ice is an evil drug.

Period.